Someone shit on the floor
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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