Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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