Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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