Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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