I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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