Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
We named our party play list daddy issues
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
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