and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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