please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
