She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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