This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
If I had your ass I would rule the world
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
