There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I am available for nakedness
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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