i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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