fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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