i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
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