so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
Randomize