Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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