So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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