hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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