I must be too annoying 4 u.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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