Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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