Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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