No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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