Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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