My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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