i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
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