he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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