So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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