I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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