i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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