We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Randomize
