bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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