i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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