Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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