You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Pooping to opera.
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