i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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