Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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