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i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I've blown a few things in my day
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
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