I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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