can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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