Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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