just come out here and I will go home with you...
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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