I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
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