Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
you inspire me to be a worse person
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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