i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Randomize
