this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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