Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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