playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Do plants get herpes?
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