now i know why i became what i already was.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
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