so explain again why im purple
no
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Everyone says I win the strip club
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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