i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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