i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I got inside last night via doggy door
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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