Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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