I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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