Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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