Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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