I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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