so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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