What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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